Can you BELIEVE the price of this Karat Gold Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is one of those things that you don’t really appreciate until you’ve run out of it. Like when you’re in a public bathroom and there’s no one around to ask for help (in a painfully embarrassing way). Rich people should have never-ending supplies of it, right? Well, yeah. Technically. These people are so rich, their butts require wiping from 22-karat gold toilet paper. And yes, it’s 3-ply, because anything less can be a very painful ordeal for your body.

How Much: $1.3 million. Rip-off considering that it’s probably not that healthy to use a metal sheet to wipe your bum.